Faith Lehane ([info]neverfaithful) wrote,
@ 2008-06-24 13:05:00
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Current mood: pissed off
Entry tags:freakin lemurs, ghanima, minus five, renee, vamp-killing

MCA Minus Five, Way Too Early Already
When Faith returned to MCA Minus Five at the asscrack of freaking dawn on Tuesday, she was tired, and covered in bloodstains -- luckily, not hers -- and she was pissed.

Either Robin (the soon-to-be-dead ex) thought he was a funny, funny guy, or he hadn't realized that the vampire hotspot in the area was actually a vicious nest of vampiric lemurs.

Granted, she and Ghani and Renee had staked those little mofos. Not the point. Kinda lacked a certain ... dignity. Staking lemurs.

"Never taking a mission from that prick again," she announced, dropping her bags. She needed a shower. Or six.

(Establishy! Open to Ghani or Renee if they came back to her place with her, otherwise she's napping and will be around later.)


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[info]not_an_answer
2008-06-24 05:22 pm UTC (link)
"I think that might have been the weirdest thing I've done," Renee said, finding Faith's bed to be a nice place to collapse.

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[info]neverfaithful
2008-06-24 05:30 pm UTC (link)
"You think that tops wrestling an alligator naked?" Faith asked, sprawling out next to her. "I mean, I done some weird shit, but that's pretty high up there."

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[info]not_an_answer
2008-06-24 05:38 pm UTC (link)
"Lemurs, Faith." That needed to be repeated. "Vampire lemurs."

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[info]neverfaithful
2008-06-24 05:45 pm UTC (link)
It seriously did.

"So fuckin' weird," Faith groaned, burying her face in the pillow. "Never seen those little shits before. And we were on a fuckin' Hellmouth."

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[info]not_an_answer
2008-06-24 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Renee just laughed, reaching over to pat her sympathetically.

"Fandom does that weird shit to you too.

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[info]neverfaithful
2008-06-24 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Faith looked up, mood somewhat improved. Hey, pats gave her ideas.

"Seems like a good day to stay in and avoid Fandom shit," she said. "You gotta work today?"

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[info]not_an_answer
2008-06-24 06:33 pm UTC (link)
"It's still early," Renee said, smirking at her.

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[info]neverfaithful
2008-06-25 01:48 am UTC (link)
"Is it," Faith grinned, wriggling closer. "Can think of one way to make sure you head in to work in a good mood."

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[info]not_an_answer
2008-06-25 02:03 am UTC (link)
Smirking still, Renee's hand found a spot on Faith's hip. "Is it a cup of coffee?"

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[info]neverfaithful
2008-06-25 02:30 am UTC (link)
Faith's fingers brushed over Renee's hand, and then wandered up her arm. "Mmm. I got some fancy stuff from when Dale drops by. If you think I can't wake you up myself."

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[info]not_an_answer
2008-06-25 02:34 am UTC (link)
"You're usually better at tiring me out," Renee shot back, pulling her closer for a kiss.

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[info]neverfaithful
2008-06-25 03:07 am UTC (link)
"Maybe we get the coffee goin' later," Faith murmured, right up against Renee's lips, as she settled in for a longer kiss. "Wear you out ... then wake you up?"

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[info]not_an_answer
2008-06-25 03:14 am UTC (link)
Renee smiled faintly, moving her hand up from Faith's hip, under her shirt. "Planning something?"

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[info]neverfaithful
2008-06-25 03:44 am UTC (link)
"Could be," Faith grinned, tugging lightly on the bottom of Renee's shirt. Shirts covered up all that hot skin of hers. Not to mention the fabulous tits. "Should mark this on the calendar. 'Faith had a plan.'"

Faith's normal idea of 'plans' was 'let's dive in and see what happens.'

Which was possibly what she was doing anyway.

Edited at 2008-06-25 03:44 am UTC

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[info]not_an_answer
2008-06-25 04:07 am UTC (link)
Renee rolled her eyes, chuckling as she helped remove the shirt.

"Red letter day," She agreed, helping Faith with her own shirt.

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[info]neverfaithful
2008-06-25 04:09 am UTC (link)
"We should celebrate," Faith smirked, trailing her fingers up Renee's back and tracing them lightly over the band of her bra. "I got a few ideas, on that one."

Faith's ideas were all remarkably similar. One-track-mind and all.

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[info]atreideslioness
2008-06-24 05:23 pm UTC (link)
"I'm stealing your shower," Ghanima announced, yanking on her ponytail to let it fall loose as she stalked through the door. "I have office hours today, and it's bad form to show up covered in blood. At least, that's what I've heard."

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[info]neverfaithful
2008-06-24 05:30 pm UTC (link)
"Shows you're dedicated!" Faith called through the door. "Not gonna let something like dead lemurs keep you from screwin' with the kids' minds."

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[info]atreideslioness
2008-06-24 05:42 pm UTC (link)
"I need to write up their final!" Ghanima yelled back, tossing her shoes into the hall. "It's not screwing with their minds if I'm being employed to do it, correct?"

A few coarse Fremen expletives followed, and her coat landed in the hall too. "I'll have to burn that. Faith, remind me why we didn't feed your ex to the lemurs, please? Pretty please?"

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[info]neverfaithful
2008-06-24 05:47 pm UTC (link)
"Screwin' with their heads, either way," Faith decided. "You say it like it's a bad thing. I think it'd be good for the little shits."

So long as Ghanima wasn't traumatizing Dawnie or whatever.

"We can't feed Robin to lemurs, 'cause it's gonna be way more satisfying when we string him up and bleed him. Sacrifice him to ... somethin' or other. You think?"

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[info]atreideslioness
2008-06-24 06:01 pm UTC (link)
"Let me take him home with me next time I go back to Arrakis," she said, sticking her head around the corner to grin at Faith. "I'll hand him over the Aunties. Scary scary old desert women, who will make him their bitch."

"Then they'll possibly feed him to Shai-Hulud, if he's not useful. They aren't supposed to, but you try telling an Auntie to do anything."

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[info]neverfaithful
2008-06-24 06:17 pm UTC (link)
"Do I get to come watch?" Faith smirked. "No fair if I don't see the screamin' and bleedin' myself. They don't want to make him their bitch, he's a lousy lay."

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[info]atreideslioness
2008-06-24 07:37 pm UTC (link)
"Bitch in the 'fetch, carry, and do my housework' manner, not sexual," she said, shaking her head. "Not dirty, Faith."

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[info]neverfaithful
2008-06-25 01:49 am UTC (link)
"Everything's dirty," Faith laughed. "Maybe that's how they get their rocks off."

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[info]atreideslioness
2008-06-25 02:24 am UTC (link)
Ghanima rolled her eyes and vanished back into the bathroom. "My homeworld is a giant desert, Faith. If we're going by that definition, then yes, everything is literally dirty."

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[info]neverfaithful
2008-06-25 02:32 am UTC (link)
"Hey, they raised you into the slut you are," she offered. "Don't tell me they were a bunch of nuns. I don't buy it."

She meant that nicely. From Faith, 'slut' was a compliment.

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[info]atreideslioness
2008-06-25 02:40 am UTC (link)
This time Ghanima's shirt came flying through the bathroom door, aimed square for Faith's head. "Who says nuns can't have sex? You have very strange nuns."

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[info]neverfaithful
2008-06-25 03:09 am UTC (link)
"We do!" Faith protested, cracking up. "We got old bitches named shit like Sister Mary Catherine and Sister Mary John-Paul and Sister Dried-Up Vagina. They smack you with a ruler when you fuck up. It's twisted."

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[info]atreideslioness
2008-06-25 04:20 am UTC (link)
"My nuns have sex, therefore my world is better!" she said cheerfully, turning on the water. "I'm taking you home with me sometime, so that you can hit on one of them."

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